Oh millennials and their Instagram...

May 22, 2017

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I had the amazing opportunity to speak with Chhavi Verg, the current Miss New Jersey USA, and recent first runner-up in the 2017 Miss USA pageant. This article actually consists of two segments. The first half examines media ownership and its relation to both the Miss USA pageant as well as the infamous feminist question that got everyone and their pets all jazzed up this pageant. The latter half examines Chha...

March 8, 2017

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Attention all animals!

Due to the indecency imposed by the exposition of private parts, there has been a national ban on breastfeeding animals in public. You heard it. All dogs, rats, squirrels, rabbits, opposums and all mammalian animals are restricted from breastfeeding in public spaces.

Walking through a park and you find your newly born squirrel needs a pick-me-up, looks like your young will need to snag some Five Hour Energ...

February 6, 2017

Dear Grover Cleveland,

My name is Friedrich Trump and I am a seven years old Syrian boy from Aleppo.

I lived in Syria my whole life before I left from besieged East Aleppo on December last year. I am part of the Syrian children who suffered from the Syrian war.

But right now, I am having a peace in my new home of Turkey. In Aleppo, I was in school but soon it was destroyed because of the bombing.

Some of my friends died.

I am very...

January 14, 2017

Zoe Leonard's "I Want A Dyke For President" was hung in New York City in October 2016 just before the election of a candidate who most certainly has never "waited in line at the clinic, at the dmv, or the welfare office" and probably has never been "unemployed and layed off and sexually harrassed and gaybashed and deported," as Leonard described in her poem. What does it take to be president? Find out here!

Let us know wha...

January 4, 2017

X: “If you have time to lean, you have time to clean”

The Loud House is a Nickelodeon animated television series. One of the hallmarks of the series is it is the first ever portrayal of a same-sex couple in a Nick show. Harold and Howard McBride have received praise for representing a same-sex couple in a casual way.

There is no bold print screaming: THEY ARE GAY!!

There are no asterisks denoting *depiction of same-sex couple.

Bre...

January 3, 2017

X: “I hate guys.”

Y: “Me too.”

X: “Guys are the worst.”

Well, I hate blankets. Blankets cover stuff. Blankets hide space. 

Blanket statements hide issues. We unroll blankets statements and drape them over complex, deep and systemic issues regarding gender, sexism, miso....blah blah blah.

Okay, okay guys suck! But is it “guys” or is it the the institutions which breed these “guys”. Because let’s face it, although not all guys are te...

December 10, 2016

X: “Francesca where do you go to school?”

Y: “Rutgers University in New, Brunswick.”

X: “Isn’t that the hood?”

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X: “Oh you live past Ray Street?”

Y: “Yeah.”

X: “I’ve heard there a lot of robberies there.”

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X: “You’re over in East Village, yeah?”

Y: “Mhmm.”

X: “That’s such a nice area.”

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X: “You’re over in W...

November 19, 2016

In our first chapter we delve into the world of the map(no pun intended). The map’s attempted depiction of reality leaves the viewer satisfied. A nice 2-dimensional portrait of land masses, bodies of water and even directions which will guide the viewer’s eye “North”, “South”, “East” or “West”. Yet, what we often forget is the word dimensionin 2-dimensional. The  map is only functional within the context or dimension of our ow...

November 14, 2016

The LG WM3770HWA is a front-loading washing machine. With CEE Tier 2 power it is the most efficient model on the market. The built in water heater washes your clothes at the hottest of hot temperatures. What is better? It has a TurboWash feature which cuts regular wash times of 85 minutes down to 40. 

With a capacity of 4.5 cubic feet, it is large enough to gobble up roughly 25 pounds of laundry or a small child. In terms of co...

October 12, 2016

Friends,
The pilot episode (or “attempts”) of Francesca and Alex’s podcast series, entitled Beeeep(with as many E’s as you deem necessary), examines the changes in the way we communicate as a fundamental transformation in how we form relationships and friendships. It’s packed with everything from a comparison of friendships to bats to how Facebook could promote the survival of the human species…Ahhhh!

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